26 Responses to “Crucible Tactical Training Paintball Team”

1. wtf? Says:
   August 13th, 2009 at 6:28 pm

   OMG! it’s the Hellions! Run for your life!!! Come on people, get a hobby and stop picking on ours!

2. Journalistic Excellence Says:
   August 25th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

   Try this instead http://hellions.net/

   And what again was the point of this list? Should we be expecting a list of “12 disturbing pointless bloggers who don’t do there research” next?

3. Buckshot Says:
   August 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

   Disturbing? Some just say we look bad ass…. and you haven’t even seen my necklace of ears yet!!!!

4. Granpa_Jo Says:
   August 25th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

   Just remember, that for women and children, you just don’t lead as much.

5. WickedKlown2 Says:
   August 25th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

   I think the Hellions should be number 1 on the list… Think that picture is disturbing, you should see “The Gindhouse” !!! Pure Evil I say !!!

6. Kevlar Says:
   August 26th, 2009 at 1:35 am

   Mmmm..mantastic. #1.

7. Staticline Says:
   August 26th, 2009 at 9:13 am

   Beware of the Hellion militia. Your home may be next!

8. Zeke Says:
   August 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

   Wow…what a pile of bricks they caused me to shit. You would need a dump truck to haul it off if you ever saw the Grindhouse.

   If a picture of 18 guys dress in camo with paintball markers makes you wanna blog to the world that the end is near then a picture of real US Army soldiers with firearms will make you run to your cellar and eat your kids to survive. Get a grip on reality retard. Paintballs don’t kill people.

9. Mjolnir Says:
   August 27th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

   Rad! Numero Uno. Thanks guys, I intend on using this to help recruiting for the team or for paintball events we attend. Did you succeed in your anti-paintball muckraking? Nope, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

   I’ll take ranked being Ranked Number 1 of the most disturbing paintball teams as a badge of honor.

10. Mjolnir Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Oh ya, and I’d like to put a write in for the Geisterjagers.

11. KillerMG Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Oh Shit!! I camp close to those guys, I guess I’ll have to double lock my tent since they are clearly militia, though I am kinda insulted that there were no mentions of the Panzerjaegers…….I mean its not like we use rocket launchers or anything.

12. Kraut Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Since were now dropping shameless unit plugs lets give some lovin’ to the Fallshirmjager without which the AAB would leave the field minus 85% of their welts.

    Ill take a different tack on this individuals blog. It is their right to exercise free speech. A right that many good people died to protect. If they choose to use their right to spread ignorance and misinformation then so be it.

    Paintball is a great sport played by some really good people. I am proud to be part of the paintball community and I am proud to have found paintball as a common bond with my son. Being a weekend warrior is a hell of a lot of fun too. Being a scary weekend warrior is a confirmation that we are part of a milsim team.

    Before you cast aspersions upon people you should take the time to understand them first. If military garb frightens you perhaps you should relocate to Tibet or do red robes offend sensibilities too.

13. Giggles Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    LOL!!!

    Oh god I almost pissed myself with this. The fact that they used the picture with me using my Stock Class Phantom is a joke.

    This is a perfect reason why stupid people should NOT be allowed to breed. Should I say Ignorant instead of stupid?? No because Ignorant is the PC way of calling someone STUPID. And I really don’t like being PC when being Honest and Blunt is more fun.

14. Giggles Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Just noticed that they couldn’t even get our team name right. Yet more proof that this blogger is a stupid nutt-hunger.

15. Grendel Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Wow! It seems that there is a blog for everything. It’s like a Letterman rip-off top ten blog. It would have been nice if they could have gotten the name right. “Hellions Tactical Scenario Paintball Team” would have been better. Seeing that the chart next to this text box is “16 thanksgiving turkey fryer videos”, I suppose we shouldn’t consider this ‘bad press’.

16. Sully Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    *sob* These guys are terrible people. They forced me to drink alcohol *sniffle* then they shot people *sob* then Buckshot kidnapped me and made me shoot people from the Grindhaus Tank.*BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW* One time Buckshot made me eat Chicago style pizza *cries*. He has tried to kill me by watching Metalocalypse while driving through a snow storm and Spartacus tried to rig up a bomb out of a broken lantern that he only made into functional ghetto rigged lantern. These are very dangerous people.

17. SPIKE Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Holy shit. It’s obvious these dick swallowing members of N.A.M.B.L.A. want us to get pissed off and finally do the right thing. Which is eradicate them. But since they don’t own guns or even paintball markers, I guess we can simply laugh at them as they choke on the jit they are drinking from the little boys they have chained in their basements.

18. Nchittendon Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Congrats guys. Seems you are the most horrible thing out there to this person. Nicely done. Forget about WalMart taking over the world, or automobiles driving themselves (oh, you should be concerned)…..no, it’s all about ……dare I say……..PAINTBALL! Next list for the pussy communists: Nerf militia!

19. Marauder_Pilot Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    You think they’re disturbing in that picture? I’m pretty sure there’s pics of at least one Hellions member wearing a mankini. Maybe more. Now THAT’S disturbing! *Shudder*

    Seriously? You’re disturbed by 20-something to 40-something men who, on weekends, like to dress up in camo and shoot little gelatin balls at each other? It’s no more disturbing then a video game-actually, less, since there’s a fair amount of personal responsibility necessary to play paintball. Plus, it’s decent exercise.

    I can guarantee you none of these men are fantasizing about killing people. None of them are burnt-out wanna-play-army dorks. These are responsible professionals that like to, on weekends, play paintball in the woods, and look good doing it.

    Tell you what-look up the Hellions and stop by a field next time they go out and play and meet them-they’re good folks, as are all the people you’re portraying in these ‘disturbing paintball team’ pictures.

20. Silverback Says:
    August 30th, 2009 at 1:48 am

    OMG!!!! You DISTURBING BUNCH OF MALCONTENTS!!!!!

    Well I sure as hell am glad that all the SERIOUS issues in the World have been cleared up, like hang nails, BO and who are bigger losers, the Red Sox, or the Yankees….

    So we can turn our attention to the TRULY IMPORTANT, AND PRESSING ISSUES of today.

    Get a FUCKING CLUE ASS WIPE… we PLAY paintball, we don’t blow shit up.

    Here’s a big HOOWAH!!! to my friends in CHI-TOWN the HELLIONS!!!

    and of course to the true BADASSES of the block… The 6th FALLSCHIRMJAGER REGIMENT (German WWII D-Day Airborne Paintball Re-enactment team)

21. This site is bogus Says:
    August 30th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    I’ve never even heard of this site-retarded lists like this are probably why. I’ll make sure not to come here anymore.

22. mike Says:
    August 30th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    omg,
    why can’t anyone show REAL paintball????
    not this army fag shit

    real paintball is played as a sport. with teams all over the world.
    on fields about the size of a hockey rink. we have refs, spectators, vendors, rules, ect.
    please don’t get the wrong impression of the SPORT of paintball
    http://www.vimeo.com/4537735

23. Spartacus Says:
    August 30th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Mike,
    You moron. Did you forget where paintball originated? I am not going to get into the religious war of which segment of paintball prevails, but the fact of the matter is this site is a joke. The MAJORITY of paintball players do this as a hobby. Many have organized into a group. Many groups are sponsored. All groups play to have a good time with their peers.

    That picture was taken of our team at a tournament. We were asked to be the opposing force for a paintball league. We gladly excepted. If you dig long enough, you will find a photo of my daughter playing in this event with us. I challenge anyone to find a more family focused group that supports the entire industry (tournament, recreational, or scenario). We play hard and we have fun.

    BTW…doesn’t the ACU (or ICU) blend in really WELL with the warehouse decor?

24. Silverback Says:
    August 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Pay no attention to the “Mike” behind the cute little inflatable beer can. If you think that the paintball is all about SPEEDBALL Tornys, cheating, and who can whine the loudest about how the referees suck, and the other teams cheats worse than we do….

    Then your missing the whole point of playing PAINTBALL BECAUSE IT’S FUN!

    If you want to see something truly disturbing, go to Youtube and watch any of the “Professionals” play ball.

    Signed “Former Professional Paintballer”

    Sam “Silverback” Moyers

25. Sandman Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Hey thanks for the plug, I can use the work. However the team picture that is shown has nothing to do with Crucible Leadership, they are a team that I belong too. The name of the team is the Hellions, and yes you should be VERY afraid, but first you will have to come out from behind your computer and into the day light. Sometimes I wonder how much shit Pussies like you would talk if you were face to face with the person you were talking about.

26. Bond Chick Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Such a handsome group of well-muscled, well armed men! Don’t let the Hellions fool you. They are polite, kind, considerate and very charming gentlemen. They play with honor, dignity and respect. They go to church every Sunday and are notorious for helping little old blue-haired ladies across the street. A sweeter more genteel group of men can’t be found.

    Never talking with their mouth full, their elbows are never on the table. Doors for the ladies are always opened and they all have “I love mom” tattoos on their bulging biceps.

    It’s also been said that they’re all hung like elephants. At least that’s what WK2 tells me.

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