Apr 26 2009Princess Leia Pulled Over For Drunk Driving
This picture has absolutely nothing to do with the story besides it's of a bunch of Princess Leias having a pillow fight and God has bestowed me with the power of awesomeness. But no need to thank me folks, I did it for myself. So anyway, Darth Vader's daughter just got pulled over for drunk driving.
Police found the mother-of-two Dodds, 28, dressed in white robes with plaited hair, while her husband was wearing robes. "She was dressed as Princess Leia and her husband as Luke Skywalker and they found it was a bit embarrassing to walk the streets of Murton dressed in their costumes.
When breathalysed she was more than twice over the legal drink driving limit.Magistrates banned Dodds from driving for 20 months, fined her £255 and ordered her to pay £60 in costs and a £15 victim surcharge.
Dear. Mrs Dodds (aka the woman who likes to get drunk and dress as Princess Leia, aka the woman of my dreams),
Firstly: if you were my girl, you would never have to drive drunk, because I have droids for that shit. Secondly: I can't believe your husband (aka Luke Failwalker) didn't even have the decency to Force choke and/or mind trick the arresting officer. You, princess, are running with the wrong Jedi. Marry Me?
Yours,
Obi Won Geekologie
Woman dressed as Princess Leia of Star Wars stopped for drink driving [telegraph]
Thanks to Ross, who once ran over his neighbor's cat on a speeder bike but it was okay because speeder bikes float.
Reader Comments
1. frist! - April 26, 2009 3:10 PM
FRIST!1111
// DOUCHE
2. kate - April 26, 2009 3:13 PM
SECOND!!
3. JISM - April 26, 2009 3:14 PM
DIE IN A FIRE!!
4. naas - April 26, 2009 3:16 PM
I came
5. kate - April 26, 2009 3:25 PM
its as fulfilling being second as completing "Zelda, A Link to the Past" :-)
6. Jess - April 26, 2009 3:39 PM
got to love couples who dress as luke and leia. INCEST IS BEST!!
7. Turtizzle - April 26, 2009 3:50 PM
i dont know wat this post says, but i saw the picture and boy oh boy am i hard. lol
i checked youtube and found this lovely Princess Leia look alike.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfyzajqVcjw
enjoy gentlemen [=
8. JonnyMoney - April 26, 2009 4:24 PM
FIRST!!
( i always wanted to do that, success!!)
9. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 26, 2009 6:30 PM
Too much Leia... Not enough Obi Wan
10. Daisy - April 26, 2009 6:44 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was send up the river in a paddle boat to take over for the companies most successful employee. The trip up the river changed Max, but he fulfilled his responsibility.
11. Watch - April 26, 2009 6:48 PM
stfu daisy, your a waist of space.
12. Spith - April 26, 2009 6:53 PM
This is the only time I've ever been proud of living near Murton.
13. meowmo - April 26, 2009 7:09 PM
you shoulda seen my drunk driving skills as harley quinn, GW.
14. jaime - April 26, 2009 8:12 PM
i see that picture and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
15. JJtoob - April 26, 2009 8:21 PM
Irony win: Trying to avoid embarrasement of being seen dressed up as Luke and Leia by driving drunk. Then getting pulled over, and eding up on the internetz.
16. Cade - April 26, 2009 10:06 PM
Best. Photo. Evar.
17. ROCKER - April 26, 2009 10:55 PM
These chicks want my dick in their mouth.
18. Zack - April 27, 2009 1:26 AM
If I was the officer I would have let them go if the dude would have just been like...
"These are not the droids you're looking for" and waved his hand.
19. Threeboy - April 27, 2009 2:10 AM
same last name as me - wtfm8.
20. FunkyNutbar - April 27, 2009 2:22 AM
@20 What... Skywalker?
21. Spith - April 27, 2009 3:49 AM
@19, you can go about your business. Move along, move along.
22. beefytee - April 27, 2009 9:39 AM
the one holding the pillow to her face is cute...I think...
and is that Jaime Lee Curtis with a tramp stamp?!?!?
23. Watch - April 27, 2009 10:02 AM
@12 STOP STEALING MY NAME ASSHOLE
24. Watch - April 27, 2009 10:02 AM
i love that princess leia pillow fight pic!
25. Darth - April 27, 2009 10:28 AM
Boolaho!
26. Freddy K - April 27, 2009 2:05 PM
I really don't care about the story... or at least very little compared to the picture. Thanks GW.
27. Jim Jones - April 27, 2009 3:55 PM
That picture rocks. It should be included in all Star Wars-related posts from now on.
28. 2+2=4? - April 29, 2009 9:19 PM
I think I saw a video of that. Is it the one in which they start to piss and shit on each other later?