Witty Graffiti

The 'Cunt on LY07...' thread had some pretty funny graffiti in it so I thought I'd share my all time favourite, in a pub toilet in Clerkenwell:

¨You will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.¨

It really tickled me.

What's the funniest that you've seen?

pull here for arts degree, above toilet roll

"my cock smels of apples" Simple, but beautiful.

while your reading this a small irish man has just stolen your wallet. thanks for your time.
written above a urinal

why are you looking up here are you embarrased or something.
again above a urinal

Not so much graffitti but a No Trespassong sign on the inside of a public toilet cubicle

talking of toilets, and not graffiti: @ Embassy on essex rd

Do you think the Hokey Cokey really is what its all about?

myspace is for cunts

Did you do that Object? I bet you did...

"thank god for jesus"

Too busy laughing, the remainder of my source

"Tough Poo Grab Handles"

above the toilet roll holders on the back of a toilet door

This gets me everytime..

Flush hard, it's a long way to the cafeteria..

Did you do that Object? I bet you did...
I'm not into senseless destruction of property that I don't own. I like it when other people do though.

I like this

AC/DC song innit?

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theres a train bridge on Endwell road in Brockley which had 'Certain peril ------->' written on it.
it was quite amusing.

My mate is a deputy head teacher, and he couldn't stop laughing all morning after seeing the words 'burger nipples' scrawled in felt pen on the school gate.

"my cock smels of apples" Simple, but beautiful.

is that in the horseshoe?