The Segway took the idea of the two wheeled vehicle and made it require thousands of dollars of electronics to remain as stable as an ordinary two wheeled bicycle. The Apple Newton was a personal organizer that required a personal assistant to carry it around for you.The common thread in the choices here is people mistaking sophisticated engineering for sophisticated design. Many were and still are technical triumphs.The Space Shuttle, for example, still bathes in the reflected glory of the Apollo missions, yet its design was largely a mistake based upon the PR potential of a plane-like craft, rather than practicality. Its replacement will look much more like a Saturn 5 rocket and it forms part of the hardware for what Nasa refer to internally as the ‘crude missions'.Below is our chart of the biggest all time tech. failures. Vote for the biggest loser or suggest some alternatives in the comments.
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banned music videos | 12 batman vehicles | 12 bizarre military parade uniforms | 12 box guitars | 12 buildings inspired by the Farnsworth house | 12 cargo holds | 12 centrifuge gforce test videos | 12 classic pocket knives | 12 Classic Raymond Loewy Designs | 12 classic sony designs | 12 claustrophobic space capsules | 12 claustrophobic torpedo rooms | 12 clay car mockups | 12 concealed guns | 12 countries 12 condom commercials (videos) | 12 Creative Uses of a GoPro | 12 deceptive comic book ads | 12 dental training heads | 12 different food rations | 12 disposable gadgets | 12 diving suits | 12 DIY bicycles | 12 dramatic views looking down | 12 dry land swimming machines | 12 earliest models of gadgets | 12 ejector seats | 12 elegantly deconstructed machines | 12 enormous propellers | 12 examples of decayed Olympic sites | 12 examples of leaked gadgets | 12 examples of money | 12 examples of photo finish photography | 12 extreme examples of medical scaffolding | 12 failed apple products | 12 failed gaming consoles | 12 famous daredevils | 12 fetishy head frames | 12 floating airports | 12 floating staircases | 12 football helmet designs | 12 great modern fountains | 12 haptic interfaces | 12 hazmat suits | 12 health lies cigarette ads | 12 hyperbaric chambers | 12 images of hanging over the edge of skyscrapers | 12 inhabited bridges | 12 insane highways | 12 iron lungs | 12 Knife Bikes | 12 light therapy devices | 12 luxury airlines | 12 Magic Lanterns | 12 Mars Mission Failures | 12 mesmerising magicians posters | 12 mesmerizing kinetic sculptures (videos) | 12 mobile bridges | 12 movie industry camera cars | 12 moving building facades (videos) | 12 moving image machines | 12 Nasa Blueprints | 12 Norman Bel Geddes creations | 12 North Korean Propaganda Posters | 12 nuclear toys | 12 object covered cars | 12 of the worlds most fascinating tunnel networks | 12 pairs of dueling pistols | 12 periscope rifles | 12 pink tanks | 12 pleasure piers | 12 Pocket Sundials | 12 portable record players | 12 prefab ships | 12 primitive b movie style robots | 12 real escape pods | 12 real life cutaway cars | 12 real life glove boxes | 12 real life jenga buildings | 12 Retro Flight Simulators | 12 Retro kitchens of the future | 12 robotic car parks | 12 rockin guitar hero mods | 12 rooms in a box | 12 Safety Coffins | 12 satellites on the ground | 12 seized weapons caches | 12 sexist vintage ads | 12 ships with impossibly large cargo | 12 smoke hoods | 12 Soviet Bloc Computers | 12 space inflatables | 12 Space Rocket Launch Videos | 12 spectacular erections | 12 steampunk stirling engines (videos) | 12 strange tanks and armored vehicles | 12 times times square over time | 12 tiny Indian school buses | 12 tourbillon watches | 12 Types of Crash Test Dummy | 12 ultra complex surface analysis systems | 12 unbelievably filthy apartments | 12 unrecognizable before and after views of cities | 12 unusual cameras | 12 upside down houses | 12 US Presidential birthplaces | 12 very disturbing paintball teams | 12 vicious vintage dental tools | 12 videos of ships being launched | 12 videos of spiderman climbing real skyscrapers | 12 videos of welding machines | 12 vintage printing presses | 12 vintage walkmans | 12 wild west ghost towns | 12 wonderful water slides | 12 worst iPhone case designs | 12 Yves Behar Designs | 13 disgusting pepsi flavors | 14 cameras that look just like guns | 14 other examples of book burning | 15 abandoned theaters | 15 aircraft with lots of wings | 15 architects 15 chairs | 15 Blade Runner Buildings | 15 dieter rams classics | 15 Dr Kellog Contraptions | 15 Founding Father Invention Myths | 15 giant transporters | 15 high speed trains | 15 housing projects from hell | 15 human cocoons | 15 images of not so secret secret service buildings | 15 knockoff gadgets | 15 monstrous harvesters | 15 odd pods | 15 of the worst american foods | 15 Papua New Guinean superhero war shields | 15 payphones from around the world | 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snowplows | 20 unusual tractor designs | 2007 countdown clocks | 3 forth bridge demos | 3d printed products | 8 Classic Nakamichi Cassette Decks | 8 extreme truck load videos | 8 inflatable military decoys | 8 inflatable shelters | 8 moving houses videos | 8 pointless uses of carbon fiber | 8 Sky Hooks | 8 super skinny buildings | 9 bathing machines | 9 depressing views of famous monuments | 9 diabolical teamaking contraptions | 9 diving bells | 9 early remote controls | 9 ghost towns of the recession | 9 good for you ads | 9 mine diagrams | 9 nail houses | 9 non submarine periscopes | 9 permanent temporary structures | 9 real wireframe models | 9 reasons why the highline sucks | 9 retro bomb shelters | 9 Roger Tallon Designs | 9 ronco gadgets | 9 screw drivers | 9 secure phones | 9 Strange Edison Inventions | 9 utopian architectural projects | 9 Vintage Monorails | 9 vintage x ray machines | a dozen vintage spy radios | a visual history of video recorders | abandoned pools | abandoned 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