12 dry land swimming machines

Gym equipment has a habit of making people look stupid, like that weird guy on TV with the pony tail and the abs machine. These machines are the zenith of fitness absurdity - teaching you to swim on dry land, anywhere. Handy if you are an Olympic swimmer holed up in a hotel room, waiting to be airlifted into Beijing when the smog clears.

 
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Basically a coupe of rowing machines linked together.
This is part of the same concept as the other VR item in the list. However the cage system is different.
According to this classified: "I'm selling a Vasa swim bench and am asking $1,000,000 but will take much less. In fact, $500 seems a reasonable asking price".
The Vasa Ergometer is an innocuous looking machine that becomes particularly weird when it is set for artificial Kayaking. I encourage you to check it out after the link.