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best pet poop gadgets

Last night our very, very ,very bad cat had diarrhea, then stepped in it, walked all around the house and trampled all over the bed. Here is a list of the best gadgets to deal with cat and dog feces, including a $7000 device for cleaning out paddocks, which I think we might have to buy.

 
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A full body harness is attached to the dog, with a small turd receptacle below the ass.
If you want to practice dealing with poop prior to purchasing a live pet, then this machine will come in handy. You feed it food at one end and it replicates a digestive tract, producing real poop at the other end.
Cryogenically freeze pet crap into something much more pleasant to deal with.
An prosthetic sheath that attaches to a hockey stick so that you can fling dog crap over the fence into your neighbors yard.
If you dont want to deal with dog mess yourself, another option is to get your kids to do it.<p /><p />What you need is some dolls to enact the process, and amazingly Barbie provides just that.
Hmm. I&#039;d give this about a 5% chance of actually working, however we&#039;d love to hear you stories.
This is a genuinely well designed product, unlike some of the others in this list which are added more for their amusement value.<p /><p />Each litter box concertinas to a paper bag shape.
A miniature back hoe to swiftly extract mess.
The Sha Poopie is like a telescopic golf driver that you linger near a pets ass so that you dont have to suffer the indignity of bending down.<p /><p />If the design were refined to be exactly like a golf driver, perhaps and entirely new sport could be invented based on poo slinging.
Throw in the cat and this cement mixer like product will extract poop, clean up and spit him out again.
This is an industrial vacuum used for cleaning paddocks. It costs more than $7000 but might be worth it if you have a Great Dane that likes curry.
A bag is placed on the ground before the dogs ablutions. an obvious but practical way to avoid mess - only if you are quick that is.
This is a fairly neat idea, to combine the scoop with a walking stick, however the narrowness of the prongs obviously means that you need to buy a dog with solid bowel movements.
A solution that looks practical rather than gimmicky.